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| 12:32am 10/10/2004 |
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...yeah i wish i was cool enough to say something completely stupid and get 10000 coments on it too.
= ) (fuckaaaaa) |
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| 02:02pm 30/06/2004 |
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AEEEEAEAEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
i havent hung out with anyone in a long time and im going crazy! |
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| 03:43pm 06/05/2004 |
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Why doesnt anybody feel bad for eating baby carrots, or baby corns, just for veal? what secret are vegitarians hiding???? |
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| Johnathan Gonzalas is probably still he coolest person ever |
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| 11:46pm 11/04/2004 |
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mood:  amused
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I'm the Yetti!
Aimmm suuck it, let me on! arg!
remember when saying that your a pirate was cool? were YOU that person? if so concider yourself officially shamed. Now! Corner! GO!
then again, perhaps I'm wrong, my red and white striped shirt was from my pirate costume.
ps. my hands lie on the chopping board of American justice |
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| 07:32pm 10/03/2004 |
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do me dearly
im so done with it |
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| can you feel the love? i can |
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| 07:15pm 21/02/2004 |
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Hey kids, if your on live journal, your probably bored, so try this:
close your eyes
Clear your mind
your very very cold
you suddenly feel some ones hand on your shoulder
you can feel the warmth slowly spread down your body,
you are warm and relaxed
you can feel someone lean next to your ear
and says
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can you feel the love? I can |
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| 11:32pm 20/02/2004 |
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mood: i dont know son.... music: None
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I hate glitter. it sucks, it gets all over your hands, and it wont get off.
there mind numbing...
There long...
there...
Q U I Z E S !!
(1) do you like eating cheeze
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(58,879)WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU READING THIS!!
People The long quizzes: STOP!
there not interesting
im sure even YOUR bored with them
they take up a lot of space
I think there should be a sign in every kitchen telling that houses eating rules.
because when your eating dinner, its annoying, because you dont know how much you can have. it sucks Ass
Speaking about ass
John Neckonchuck, Guitarist for Threatening Ass has moved into the love formally known as xBubblesx
Perfer et Obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim
-Be patient and tough; someday this pain will be useful to you-
E D I T
quizzes meaning long (useless)information questions about you (like have you drank/fucked/and so on) |
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| because you know you live on livejournal..(i do) |
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| 12:23am 17/01/2004 |
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mood: chipper music: The Shins--Caring is creepy
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quotes, and things that im sure i just heard wrong
1. "...unless you can snore on your personality"
2. "you are the sandwhich of annoyence (then someone said "well can i atleast be ham [Good one!])
3. "are those colorific? 'cause if you were screaming blood im not sure i would know what it would sound like...now i do."
4. "release the jesus!"
Ok, heres the game plan:
we: bring the non oxinal 9
you: smile
Have no fear spencers here, whats your ten four little buddy?
score!!
i randomly downloaded the right shins song that was stuck in my mind for a while |
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| what do i need i love for? i have a shower to defrost my toes every night |
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| 12:26am 03/01/2004 |
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mood:  crazy music: A Gang of Four--Entertainment (the song)
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Silly, happy, jumping bubbles of smiling CO2 bubbling up though the water do not impress me anymore.
I need something more
add an outstreached hand and im sold!
I N D U S T R I A L I Z E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(the Red)
M E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(the White)
B A B Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(and the Blue)
in the Gang Of Four CD song number 3 when the other singer just comes in to say "(weak)MEN" makes me feel uncomfortable. i dont know why. or it did, not now.
as much
Patria non est habitat morte
(ok so i made that up, but its roughly THE FATHERLANDS NO PLACE TO DIE FOR)
(OK SHUT THE HELL UP it says "the fatherland is no home dead"... but shut up)
The Cramps are on a tlc commercial
too bad the song "I'm customized" sucks.
But mommy i dont want to be hip
EAT YOUR CHEERIOS BITCH!!!!! |
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| Lampshades with eyes stare lovingly into your soul(its time to dance) |
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| 08:06pm 27/11/2003 |
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mood:  lethargic music: The Smashing Pumpkins--Annie Doll
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Im convinced that:
(1) There is a way to make other people think you have an away message. (when you just want them to go the hell away)
(2) I need to get one (i dont know why)
G I Joe--Predicting the war on terror saince 1989
Who else here gets distracted in the middle of crossword puzzles and looks for other words not on the list.
Its weird not seeing anyone on your buddy list..you feel alone.
we had family over, and we talked about Bowling for Columbine, and War, and other stuff
so much fun
JOHN needs to update more |
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| 02:57pm 12/11/2003 |
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mood: calm music: Melt Banana-Free the Bee
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i went to get some chocolate yesterday, and also grabbed a spoon
i kept the spoon
i think people
A) write a journal knowing that they wil add the edit at a certain time, then wait and add it
B) write journals with an edit, that isnt really nescessary
adn is a shitty way of spelling and
Who the hell uses capslock?
if you want to CAPITALIZE something you hold down the shift key like everybody else(me)
then after you type something, you have to delete it, because there is no un capitalize button |
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| 05:15pm 04/11/2003 |
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mood: relaxed music: Joy Division-Novelty
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heres some latin for you bastards
Parone bellum contra patria novum? Estis servus, eratis liber! Greg est Regina novum. Ira est donum! Parabitis gladii!
Do you prepare for war against your fatherland? You are slaves, (soon) you will be free! Greg is your new king. Anger is a gift. Prepare your weapons!
Anarchy rules?
ANGER IS A GIFT- rage against the machine
the latins probably wrong, im not that great in latin.
it was funny i thought i saw a big thick X on somebodies hand, and a big patriotic tophat on mr romer
THAT would never happen.
that kind of reminded me of the time that i played collection I and II together.
it was a little messed up in some parts, but not usually.
te way i played it Hate breeders, and "Exterminate the whole human race.."(im not sure what its called and i dont feel like going down stairs)i think it is called earth ad, im not sure. anyway it was scary as hell, because those are two scary songs when just lying there in the dark.
it was kind of fun.
we actually listened to goood music in ms minks class
which is a first,
unless you like the village people, and stupid halloween noise cds.
beetles-Strawberry fields forever
Radiohead- fitter happier
who else says aloud what they say online
sometimes
I think we need to create an abreviation that says
your cool, but go the hell away you freak! you ruin everything! AHHHHHHH |
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| 07:34pm 22/10/2003 |
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mood: weird music: At The Drive In-One Armed Scissor
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did you know that if you have a scantron test that goes
ABCDE
EFGHI
you can spell DIE FAG
oh yes you can.
yes i figured it out and tried it
i was that bored
THats it im only buying vaccum paked and hermetically sealed humans from now on!
I was ath the library doing a project, and i was looking at something on the wall, and the horse in the poster seriously winked at me
theres this hipster girl that gave me a mean look a few days ago
...actually it was two hipster girls on two different days, it was great.
this teacher came into our class today and he made a really uh funny joke
"Where do generals put their armies?
In their sleevies"
IF I were to rate Fred F Hopper
ten being incredible and minus the bear being zero...
id probably give them a 10
because they talk about beating bitches
and they rock
and they talk about beating bitches
My kind of journal baby beats rock and roll
My kind of journal baby will save your soul
My kind of journal baby rooo-ooo-ooocks yeah
I AM THE LAZER VIKING |
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| whhaaaAAAt? |
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| 05:45pm 02/10/2003 |
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mood: blah music: The Libertines--Time for Heros
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I was passing out candy today, for a project. when they opened the M&Ms they were like "What happened to them".
i was like.. uhh they were in my bookbag for like 3 days..but they were in their package why?.
then later, i discover that they were PARTY M&Ms. the multi colored specks are supposed to be confetti.
Womens Rights
1. you have the right to shut up and make me dinner.
2. you have the right to a fair beating if you break MY law.
Theres a really annoying girl in my lunch. i mean, its lunch, but you dont have to scream for everything.
she needs a good beaing.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RED AND BLACK STAR THING! I see it everywhere. i dont think its a band. probably a skating thing.
Indie andy murder? what?
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it was great i was walking in school, and a Rage against the Machine song came into my mind
then i was just walking and this person was looking at me. that somehow brought me back to reality.
it was then that i realized i had been mouthing the lyrics.
We should make a hardcore anarchy band
our cd should be called
"Deploribus Unim"
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| PEOPLE GET READY! |
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| 03:56pm 17/09/2003 |
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mood: amused music: Turbonegro--midnight nambla
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no comic strip yet..mabie soon
..but i do have a cool answering machine thing that will probably be in a weird movie, like that weird freeky one of bobby dancing to weird sped up music, and footsteps.
"Well..I used to like good charlotte, so now im going to one of their 45 dollar shows.
I have an obligation"
its wasnt a joke, it was funny.
I hate fall, i have no long sleeve shirts.
God, the an albatross-- Electric suits and cowboy boots song on my computer is bad, the cd version is great though.
i have to change my cdplayer
ive had an albatross and excelsior in there for a few days now.
GIVE ME SOME SUGA, I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR!
Thats about all. umm... well...except for this.
MY journals better than your journal SING IT I have more sass than a sass conventon now
My journals better than your journal SING IT I beat more bitches than a touring metal band. |
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