Greg

Sun, 10 Oct 2004 04:35:44 GMT

mmmmeh

Sun, 10 Oct 2004 04:35:17 GMT

...yeah i wish i was cool enough to say something completely stupid and get 10000 coments on it too.

= ) (fuckaaaaa)

a juornal entry that doesnt suck

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 17:31:09 GMT

SATURDAY!!
PARTY!!
at mah house.
come at 6.
be warned, there will be bocce!

and ROCK!!

Wed, 30 Jun 2004 18:03:07 GMT

AEEEEAEAEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

i havent hung out with anyone in a long time and im going crazy!

Thu, 06 May 2004 19:47:10 GMT

Why doesnt anybody feel bad for eating baby carrots, or baby corns, just for veal? what secret are vegitarians hiding????

eeeeYYYEEEEEAAASSS!! hhWWHAT!? hhOOOKAYY!!!

Sun, 18 Apr 2004 21:58:59 GMT

My house
April 24th, 2004 (saturday)
Voorhees, New Jersey, Mo' fuckin' U S of A (baby)
Gregory William Maffucci's (16th) birthday party
Be there or be |S|Q|U|A|R|E|

"your giving it away free? it must be good."

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 04:46:28 GMT

the old lady on the Focus Factor commercial is an idiot.

Johnathan Gonzalas is probably still he coolest person ever

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 04:35:24 GMT

I'm the Yetti!

Aimmm suuck it, let me on! arg!

remember when saying that your a pirate was cool? were YOU that person? if so concider yourself officially shamed. Now! Corner! GO!
then again, perhaps I'm wrong, my red and white striped shirt was from my pirate costume.

ps. my hands lie on the chopping board of American justice

Thu, 11 Mar 2004 00:36:14 GMT

do me dearly
im so done with it

can you feel the love? i can

Sun, 22 Feb 2004 00:44:06 GMT

Hey kids, if your on live journal, your probably bored, so try this:

close your eyes
Clear your mind

your very very cold
you suddenly feel some ones hand on your shoulder
you can feel the warmth slowly spread down your body,
you are warm and relaxed
you can feel someone lean next to your ear
and says
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can you feel the love? I can

Sat, 21 Feb 2004 05:16:56 GMT

I hate glitter. it sucks, it gets all over your hands, and it wont get off.

there mind numbing...
There long...
there...
Q U I Z E S !!

(1) do you like eating cheeze
....
(58,879)WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU READING THIS!!

People The long quizzes: STOP!
there not interesting
im sure even YOUR bored with them
they take up a lot of space

I think there should be a sign in every kitchen telling that houses eating rules.
because when your eating dinner, its annoying, because you dont know how much you can have. it sucks Ass

Speaking about ass

John Neckonchuck, Guitarist for Threatening Ass has moved into the love formally known as xBubblesx

Perfer et Obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim
-Be patient and tough; someday this pain will be useful to you-

E D I T
quizzes meaning long (useless)information questions about you (like have you drank/fucked/and so on)

because you know you live on livejournal..(i do)

Sat, 17 Jan 2004 05:33:40 GMT

quotes, and things that im sure i just heard wrong

1. "...unless you can snore on your personality"

2. "you are the sandwhich of annoyence (then someone said "well can i atleast be ham [Good one!])

3. "are those colorific? 'cause if you were screaming blood im not sure i would know what it would sound like...now i do."

4. "release the jesus!"

Ok, heres the game plan:
we: bring the non oxinal 9
you: smile

Have no fear spencers here, whats your ten four little buddy?

score!!
i randomly downloaded the right shins song that was stuck in my mind for a while

what do i need i love for? i have a shower to defrost my toes every night

Sat, 03 Jan 2004 06:10:11 GMT

Silly, happy, jumping bubbles of smiling CO2 bubbling up though the water do not impress me anymore.
I need something more

add an outstreached hand and im sold!

I N D U S T R I A L I Z E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(the Red)
M E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(the White)
B A B Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(and the Blue)

in the Gang Of Four CD song number 3 when the other singer just comes in to say "(weak)MEN" makes me feel uncomfortable. i dont know why. or it did, not now.
as much

Patria non est habitat morte
(ok so i made that up, but its roughly THE FATHERLANDS NO PLACE TO DIE FOR)
(OK SHUT THE HELL UP it says "the fatherland is no home dead"... but shut up)

The Cramps are on a tlc commercial

too bad the song "I'm customized" sucks.

But mommy i dont want to be hip
EAT YOUR CHEERIOS BITCH!!!!!

IIIIIIIIIIIIM HERE WHAT DO YOU WAANNT

Mon, 15 Dec 2003 02:55:43 GMT

Bailey's Minis-Smuggle Responcibly

Be careful what you say
Be careful what you...do...

P fucking C

thats all

slanty face

Lampshades with eyes stare lovingly into your soul(its time to dance)

Fri, 28 Nov 2003 02:27:59 GMT

Im convinced that:
(1) There is a way to make other people think you have an away message. (when you just want them to go the hell away)
(2) I need to get one (i dont know why)

G I Joe--Predicting the war on terror saince 1989

Who else here gets distracted in the middle of crossword puzzles and looks for other words not on the list.

Its weird not seeing anyone on your buddy list..you feel alone.

we had family over, and we talked about Bowling for Columbine, and War, and other stuff

so much fun

JOHN needs to update more

Thu, 13 Nov 2003 01:23:46 GMT

i went to get some chocolate yesterday, and also grabbed a spoon
i kept the spoon

i think people
A) write a journal knowing that they wil add the edit at a certain time, then wait and add it
B) write journals with an edit, that isnt really nescessary

adn is a shitty way of spelling and

Who the hell uses capslock?

if you want to CAPITALIZE something you hold down the shift key like everybody else(me)
then after you type something, you have to delete it, because there is no un capitalize button

Wed, 05 Nov 2003 03:29:26 GMT

heres some latin for you bastards

Parone bellum contra patria novum? Estis servus, eratis liber! Greg est Regina novum. Ira est donum! Parabitis gladii!

Do you prepare for war against your fatherland? You are slaves, (soon) you will be free! Greg is your new king. Anger is a gift. Prepare your weapons!

Anarchy rules?
ANGER IS A GIFT- rage against the machine
the latins probably wrong, im not that great in latin.

it was funny i thought i saw a big thick X on somebodies hand, and a big patriotic tophat on mr romer

THAT would never happen.

that kind of reminded me of the time that i played collection I and II together.

it was a little messed up in some parts, but not usually.
te way i played it Hate breeders, and "Exterminate the whole human race.."(im not sure what its called and i dont feel like going down stairs)i think it is called earth ad, im not sure. anyway it was scary as hell, because those are two scary songs when just lying there in the dark.

it was kind of fun.

we actually listened to goood music in ms minks class
which is a first,
unless you like the village people, and stupid halloween noise cds.

beetles-Strawberry fields forever
Radiohead- fitter happier

who else says aloud what they say online
sometimes

I think we need to create an abreviation that says
your cool, but go the hell away you freak! you ruin everything! AHHHHHHH

Thu, 23 Oct 2003 00:07:18 GMT

did you know that if you have a scantron test that goes
ABCDE
EFGHI
you can spell DIE FAG
oh yes you can.
yes i figured it out and tried it
i was that bored

THats it im only buying vaccum paked and hermetically sealed humans from now on!

I was ath the library doing a project, and i was looking at something on the wall, and the horse in the poster seriously winked at me

theres this hipster girl that gave me a mean look a few days ago
...actually it was two hipster girls on two different days, it was great.

this teacher came into our class today and he made a really uh funny joke
"Where do generals put their armies?
In their sleevies"

IF I were to rate Fred F Hopper
ten being incredible and minus the bear being zero...
id probably give them a 10

because they talk about beating bitches
and they rock
and they talk about beating bitches

My kind of journal baby beats rock and roll
My kind of journal baby will save your soul
My kind of journal baby rooo-ooo-ooocks yeah
I AM THE LAZER VIKING

whhaaaAAAt?

Thu, 02 Oct 2003 21:46:14 GMT

I was passing out candy today, for a project. when they opened the M&Ms they were like "What happened to them".
i was like.. uhh they were in my bookbag for like 3 days..but they were in their package why?.

then later, i discover that they were PARTY M&Ms. the multi colored specks are supposed to be confetti.

Womens Rights
1. you have the right to shut up and make me dinner.
2. you have the right to a fair beating if you break MY law.

Theres a really annoying girl in my lunch. i mean, its lunch, but you dont have to scream for everything.

she needs a good beaing.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RED AND BLACK STAR THING! I see it everywhere. i dont think its a band. probably a skating thing.

Indie andy murder? what?

....
it was great i was walking in school, and a Rage against the Machine song came into my mind

then i was just walking and this person was looking at me. that somehow brought me back to reality.
it was then that i realized i had been mouthing the lyrics.

We should make a hardcore anarchy band
our cd should be called

"Deploribus Unim"

....YES I KNOW THAT UNIM IS NOT UNION

PEOPLE GET READY!

Wed, 17 Sep 2003 20:54:54 GMT

no comic strip yet..mabie soon

..but i do have a cool answering machine thing that will probably be in a weird movie, like that weird freeky one of bobby dancing to weird sped up music, and footsteps.

"Well..I used to like good charlotte, so now im going to one of their 45 dollar shows.
I have an obligation"

its wasnt a joke, it was funny.

I hate fall, i have no long sleeve shirts.

God, the an albatross-- Electric suits and cowboy boots song on my computer is bad, the cd version is great though.

i have to change my cdplayer
ive had an albatross and excelsior in there for a few days now.

GIVE ME SOME SUGA, I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR!

Thats about all. umm... well...except for this.

MY journals better than your journal SING IT I have more sass than a sass conventon now

My journals better than your journal SING IT I beat more bitches than a touring metal band.

The triumphant return of the man with half a heart and an elephant strapped to his back

Sat, 06 Sep 2003 03:36:21 GMT

A few weeks ago, i was listening to the Misfits, because i had one of their songs stuck in my mind, but it was like number 16 or 17, so i couldnt get into the first few songs (wich are great songs)

I hope we have a "bring in your own latin song"

HALLOWEEN 2, What?

that would be fun

People stole my lunch yesterday, and all i couldf think about was "is today the day that my mom put poison in my penut butter and jelly?"

ok mabie not, that came later, i was more hungry.

You know the hardcore band BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED
No? then you suck more than they probably do

well i made a Hardcore emo band

TEARS HAVE BEEN SHED!

it weas fun, but after a week, home is cool

Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:39:28 GMT

i came back from aruba,

and i thought our airport security thing was taken care of, i was sort of dissapointed that i wasnt questioned for takeing matches and razorblades into our country.

of course i wouldnt know what to say for the matches, id want to tell the truth. because they would probably think im a smoker.

but how weird would saying "i like to burn stuff" be to a security guard. (wich is why i brought home my souveneir matches)

so im glad it didnt happen.

its a good thing i couldnt go in the casino, because id probably bore you todeath by trying to make another song cover

i am the midnight gambla
i... uhh...

(NOoooo)

when is the last adam and his package show?
i think i missed it, something tells me it was the ninth.

which sucks because, after listening to my cd, Lobster Mobster arent nearly as good,

still pretty decent but..

I hate when people say Aim its A I M!

Pardon my freedom but could you pass the fucking french toast?

Mon, 04 Aug 2003 04:03:29 GMT

Whats this shit about changing the names of foods that say "french". Im not feeling very patriotic by eating freedom fries.

DARE DEVIL LOOKS REALLLY SHITY

A lack of inspiration left me with this short journal entry

WHY IS IT SO EASY TO MAKE SONGS MOCKING EMO?

OH WELL

SING

THERES AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY (OF)

E M O-o-o!

ALL THEY DO IS FUCKING CRY

E M O-o-o!

NOW THERE WRITING IN TEARS ON YOUR WALLLLLLL(A)

why dont club designers just look at your journal, instead of trying to give you a quiz on yourself

Sat, 26 Jul 2003 05:42:29 GMT

Who Said:

"I just heard good charlotte, and now i think im going punk"

going punk ehh? well there are cool magasines to help you "up the PunX"

no punk would be caught dead without their avril lavigne/british flag thong.

ca'mmon
the british flag?

everyone else is doing it....

which stereotype are you?
of course.

or actually lazy ass mofo (mofo??!!? shoot me now motherfucker) wasnt there. thats why i did it, im way to lazy to ask somebody for a scanner and do a real journal entry, so i did a quiz.

THe ultimate lazy.

there actually really fun, and they take, what, like, all of two seconds to do.

the questions really have nothing to do with it, unless what your wearing determines what type of yogert you are. untill the last question. its like WHAT IS YOUR SEX LIFE LIKE, WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE, WHATS YOUR GRANDFATHERS NAME.......IF YOU WERE A YOGERT WHAT KIND OF YOGERT WOULD YOU BE??!!

but its ok.

ok give me a scanner. whhy not.

HWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAT

its really fuicking annoying when tv news reporters emphisise the hwwa sound. like in "What".

The fate of all man kind, is in the hands of one woman.
ANGELENA JO LEE IS
The tomb raider- the cradle of FRIENDS!!!!

ok unless people are still shocked about womens rights, that first sentence isnt grabbing many people attention. also, i doubt shes gunna do muych fighting for womems rights in such scandelous clothing

YO, CAUSE IM DOWN WITH CHRIST UGH

screw live journal,
this is the only way of getting anger out

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=1602&link_name=Kitty+Skeet+Shooting&my_url=http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/

shit, im actually writing about my day.

Fri, 04 Jul 2003 00:50:32 GMT

today was a funny day. (actually, i just found everything funny today) i spent today at my dads work packing boxes.
it was interesting actually

i listened to the faint.

it was a faint moment (doing a simple job, (packing boxes, and puting a sticker on it) over and over again, and it was raining outside.)

we went to a horn and hardart (hardart? odd) and i found out that the girl behind the counter likes Less Than Jake and The Faint. so that was cool.

then later i was waiting for my dad to be done, and for us to come home, so i was looking out the window. its funny how we interact in a city, having huge metal animals (cars) move and little animals walking around them.
there was also a strange siting.

on this roof there was a brighter strip of wood, then there was a metal bar that made a cross. i just laughed. things were abnormally funny to me today.

this has nothing to do with my day, but, you know those burned orange cars. i only think those look good in a city at night. i dont know.

Cars. people who say "i want that car when i grow up" need to listen up. the only responce i can give you is this: "no, you wont" by then youll probably want the newest car out there.